BARI WEISS TO COMMAND CBS NEWS
CBS News staffers are threatening mass resignations as Bari Weiss—a Substack opinion writer with zero executive experience—prepares to take over the Tiffany Network in a $200 million deal orchestrated by Paramount's new owner David Ellison. The former NYT opinion editor who quit claiming "illiberal environment" is now poised to run one of America's three major news divisions, despite never managing anything larger than a newsletter. Ellison's Skydance, owned by Oracle's Larry Ellison with deep ties to Netanyahu's government, is installing Weiss at CBS just months after the network was forced to supervise 60 Minutes' editorial independence following their Gaza exposé. One CBS insider called it perfectly: "Good night, and bad luck"—a deliberate corruption of Edward R. Murrow's legendary sign-off, signaling the death of independent journalism at the network that once defined it.
5️⃣ RFK Jr. Wheezed Through Senate Roasting as CDC Purge Backfires
Kennedy's labored breathing into the microphone for six straight hours became the soundtrack to his dismantling as senators grilled him about firing the CDC director he'd called "unimpeachable" just 30 days earlier. With over 1,000 HHS employees demanding his resignation and measles surging nationwide, Kennedy defended appointing anti-vaxxers who claim mRNA vaccines cause AIDS while admitting he agrees children will get fewer vaccinations. Republicans refused to put him under oath so he could lie freely, but even they couldn't save him from Bill Cassidy's trap—getting Kennedy to praise Trump's Operation Warp Speed vaccines before asking why he's trying to eliminate them.
4️⃣ Jobs Crater to Great Depression Levels Under Trump's Tariff Disaster
America created exactly 1,494 jobs in August while laying off 86,000 workers—the worst August since the Great Recession—as spring gains were revised down by 250,000 positions. Black unemployment hit 7.2%, the traditional canary in the economic coal mine, while hiring collapsed to 15-year lows. The trade deficit ballooned to $78.3 billion, up 22% for the quarter, as Trump's illegal tariffs (now facing their fourth court appeal with $160 billion in required refunds) compress margins and freeze hiring. This isn't a soft landing—it's the controlled demolition of American capitalism, one pink slip at a time.
3️⃣ Trump's Fed Pick Won't Quit White House Job in Unprecedented Corruption
Stephen Miran plans to simultaneously serve on the Federal Reserve Board while keeping his White House position on "unpaid leave"—obliterating 90 years of central bank independence. When senators asked why he wants a four-month Fed stint while planning to return to Trump's economic team, Miran claimed he could remain independent. It's the first time since 1936 an administration official would serve at the Fed, happening as Trump seeks to control interest rates while the economy craters.
2️⃣ Trump Cuts NATO Defense as Putin Gift After Alaska Summit
The administration halted hundreds of millions protecting Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania from Russian aggression, informing European allies that "shifting priorities" meant ending programs fortifying NATO's eastern flank since 2018. Pentagon officials delivered the news days after Trump's Alaska summit with Putin produced zero commitments from Moscow. The timing is deliberate: cutting deterrence funding while pursuing his "peace deal" effectively greenlights Russian expansion into the Baltics.
1️⃣ China Stole Every American's Data in 80-Country Espionage Operation
Beijing's Salt Typhoon campaign infiltrated telecommunications networks globally, potentially capturing data on nearly every American citizen since 2019—only discovered last year. Chinese intelligence can now track politicians, spies, and ordinary citizens through telecoms, transportation, and lodging companies, listening to phone calls and reading unencrypted texts. Unlike previous targeted operations, this indiscriminate sweep proves China's cyber capabilities match or exceed the West's, with operatives burrowed so deep in infrastructure that removal may be impossible. China now knows more about Americans than America does.
Today's cascade of institutional collapse connects through one thread: the systematic destruction of every safeguard protecting American democracy. From CBS News becoming an Israeli influence operation to China owning our data while Trump greenlights Russian aggression and destroys the economy—this is coordinated demolition. The health secretary can't breathe, the Fed's independence is dead, and journalism just got executed on live television. We're watching the real-time auction of American sovereignty to the highest bidder.
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