5️⃣ The Putin-Trump Tunnel: When Satire Becomes Strategy
A Kremlin operative is openly marketing a tunnel from Russia to Alaska with a trade corridor carved through Canadian sovereignty, and Trump finds it “interesting.” Kirill Dmitriev, Putin’s point man who runs Russia’s sovereign wealth fund, has flooded social media with the proposal—even tagging Elon Musk’s Boring Company—while passing documents through Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna. The plan treats the Yukon and British Columbia as empty space on a map, ignoring that pesky detail of Canada being a sovereign nation. Putin doesn’t need this tunnel built; he needs the conversation normalized. Every tweet about avoiding World War III by building bridges with Russia is another step toward forgetting Ukraine exists. The audacity isn’t the proposal itself—it’s watching American officials legitimize it in real time.
SPECIAL NO KINGS COVERAGE TOMORROW
of will go live with Narativ with Zev Shalev on Saturday at 2 p.m. ET for ‘NO KINGS’ LIVE COVERAGE. If you’ll be at a protest, please share video and/ or photos or go LIVE - Notify via DM of where you’ll be and how you can take part.4️⃣ Venezuela Prepares for America’s Next Forever War
Maduro is mobilizing troops and militias along the Caribbean coast as the largest U.S. military buildup since the 1980s continues growing offshore. The Pentagon has B-52 bombers, eight warships, and Special Operations helicopters circling less than 90 miles from Venezuela’s coast while Trump floats the idea of ground troops. Venezuela’s military might be underfunded and ill-trained, but guerrilla warfare doesn’t require billion-dollar weapons systems—it requires terrain, desperation, and time. Iraq and Afghanistan taught us that overwhelming firepower means nothing when you’re fighting an asymmetric war in unfamiliar territory. The Senate is trying to stop this escalation, but Trump keeps blowing up boats and planning invasions while bypassing congressional oversight entirely.
3️⃣ The Drug War Produces Witnesses
The sixth U.S. boat strike in Caribbean waters killed an unknown number of suspected traffickers Thursday, but for the first time, survivors were captured and detained on a Navy vessel. Twenty-seven people are confirmed dead across these operations, and now the administration has prisoners creating massive legal problems they didn’t anticipate. Trump claims he’s in “armed conflict” with terrorists, but international law requires protecting captured combatants. Admiral Alvin Holsey, who oversaw these strikes, is stepping down after just one year of a typical three-year assignment—convenient timing as Congress questions whether any of this is legal. The Pentagon won’t publicly announce operations, won’t explain the legal framework, and can’t answer what happens to these prisoners now that they exist.
2️⃣ Bolton Learns the Price of Telling the Truth
John Bolton pleaded not guilty Friday to 18 counts of mishandling classified information, facing 180 years in prison for keeping diary notes while serving as Trump’s national security adviser. His book was reviewed and cleared by White House classification officials, but Trump has wanted him prosecuted since 2020 when “The Room Where It Happened” was published. The Wall Street Journal editorial board called this what it is: retribution. Bolton worked for Trump, got discarded over policy disagreements, then criticized him publicly. The lesson is clear—loyalty to Trump matters more than loyalty to country, and the criminal justice system exists to punish his enemies. If Bolton had praised Trump instead of exposing him, he’d be on Fox News right now instead of facing life in prison.
1️⃣ Trump Chooses Putin Over Ukraine (Again)
Zelensky arrived at the White House Friday seeking Tomahawk missiles to strike deep inside Russia, but Trump had just finished a call with Putin that produced a Budapest summit and sudden skepticism about providing the weapons. For days Trump suggested he might give Ukraine the missiles; one Putin phone call later, he’s saying “we need Tomahawks for the United States too.” Putin has suffered no new tariffs while every other nation faces Trump’s trade barriers. Putin never faced consequences for ignoring Trump’s May ultimatum demanding a 30-day ceasefire. Putin keeps successfully delaying American support for Ukraine by dangling summits and trade deals, and Trump keeps taking the bait. Zelensky spent the night at Blair House this time instead of being expelled from the Oval Office, but that’s cold comfort when Putin controls the conversation.
This Saturday marks another historic #NoKings day of action, with 2,600 rallies scheduled across America and expectations of 10-25 million participants. When your grandchildren ask what you did to stop authoritarianism, you’ll want a better answer than “I stayed home.” The fight against fascism has always been the American story—from World War II to the streets this weekend. Show up. Be peaceful. Don’t take the bait. Make history.
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SHOW NOTES SUMMARY: Putin promotes Alaska tunnel through Canada as Trump wavers on Ukraine aid. Venezuela mobilizes for potential U.S. invasion while boat strikes produce prisoners creating legal chaos. Bolton faces revenge prosecution as #NoKings rallies prepare for historic turnout.
